Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: M' Lady Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: M' Lady Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025
Get the M' Lady Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release.mug. A social media trend to post a photo of your lover. Happens weekly on Fridays. Similar challenges have been/ can be made following the formula *Adjective* as a *Food* *Time Frame*, such as Succulent as a Shrimp Cocktail Summer, Moist as a Muffin Monday, and Vivacious as Velveeta Cheese Valentine.
"I'm posting my girlfriend my fine as a fruitcake friday!"
"Omg but you just posted her as your Thick as a Turkey Leg Thursday! You're obsessed"
"Omg but you just posted her as your Thick as a Turkey Leg Thursday! You're obsessed"
by duckygirl1 April 20, 2021
Get the Fine as a Fruitcake Fridaymug. The fruitcake asked her why she insulted/disrespected his woman when she said something smart/sarcastic to/about his cat.
by The Original Agahnim August 17, 2021
Get the Fruitcakemug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: M' Dude Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: M' Dude Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025
Get the M' Dude Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...mug. When a guy and a girl go to a playground and go on the monkey bars.
The guy hangs by his hands with his dick out and gets a blowjob by a girl hanging upside down on the monkey bars.
The guy hangs by his hands with his dick out and gets a blowjob by a girl hanging upside down on the monkey bars.
Guy==Y Girl==N
N:says to her friend hey kaylee i just fruitcaked john!
Y:says to his friend i just got fruitcake by kaylee!
N:says to her friend hey kaylee i just fruitcaked john!
Y:says to his friend i just got fruitcake by kaylee!
by Reeths-Puffer trash talk June 17, 2010
Get the FruitCakedmug. 
