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The fruitcake cum smoothie

The remnants of a queer orgy, resulting in a smoothie pile of cum and other fruity fluids.
Dude why is the floor wet?

Oh, it's just the fruitcake cum smoothie leftover from last night.

Gross dude!
by Brotha Brad October 15, 2025
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M' Dude Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: M' Dude Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025
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M' Lady Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: M' Lady Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025
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fruitcake flip

The act of having homosexual relations with someone, and flipping them during the act.
“I don’t really like doggystyle, I prefer the fruitcake flip.
by Lacticrabbit January 25, 2023
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