gabby bruno

THOT

girl: did u see gabby bruno today
boy: did u say "thot"?

by matt frett December 12, 2019

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bruno mat

That ugly concrete stamp that scofield makes.

Hey Jason, I need to order those concrete stamps but don't give me any of those bruno mats. Ask Greg to get a price.

by concrete guru April 4, 2019

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oh yes, the Bruno Mars. I mean who can hate him? it's simple, no one; in fact, if you hate him and say "you like Queen, the Beatles, Shawn Mendes or related" (only if you hate him) but it's contradictory. He may not be extremely hot like Shawn Mendes or Paul McCartney, but he has talent like them... even you have a song for each specific situation! also, he will bring you (if you're gen z) childhood nostalgia

boy 1: bro how do I tell my girl (who wants to leave me) I still love her?
boy 2: bro airdrop or send her the link for it will rain, you know, that song from Bruno mars!

boy: so... how can I tell my crush I like her?
girl: simply sing just the way you are, the success rate is 90%, I cant guarantee that though

California gurls: heyyyyy, were going to tell our parents we today we don't feel like doing anything

their best friends: they will understand if you pull an "I just want to lay in my bed"
the gurls: ayeeee following Bruno Mars, that's an epic win

by marielsitaa June 22, 2020

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Bruno syndrome

Bruno syndrome is a syndrome where there is no brain and only Bruno madrigal (from encanto)

Person 1: I have Bruno syndrome.
Person 2: whats that?
Person 1: I have no brain, only Bruno.

by 0li January 11, 2022

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Bruno Earth

They're Bruno Mars long lost little brothers play friends cousin transforming ironing board who play Mario and has brother named Princess Peaches Father.

I told you to stop talk about Bruno Earth!

by 🆎ortion 🆑 inic March 26, 2020

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