Venezuelan male best described by the meaning of his initials “JMV” (Jugador Mas Valioso) or most valuable player (MVP) in English.
by JMVDGR8 December 19, 2013
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Random Highschool Girl: "I think my hip is fractured, Jose gave me such a good fuck last night!"
Her Friend: "Wait, he fucked you last night? But he did me too at the same time! How the fuck?
(His testosterone was so high he fucked one of them and then traveled back in time to fuck the other at the same time)
Girls mom: "Jose? WTF he spent the night with me! Don't ask what he was doing though"
Her Friend: "Wait, he fucked you last night? But he did me too at the same time! How the fuck?
(His testosterone was so high he fucked one of them and then traveled back in time to fuck the other at the same time)
Girls mom: "Jose? WTF he spent the night with me! Don't ask what he was doing though"
by dskvnjefdv April 15, 2024
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