Morning

When you wake up.

"Morning is not a time of day, it is the time when you wake up."

by lookatmylilgremlinsgo October 30, 2022

how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.

that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..

by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025

morning ninja

Stealthily surprising your partner while they sleep by erotically waking them in a sensual way.

(press 7 for fellatio)

its 3 am. ------(insert morning ninja here)------ now its 3:30 am

sneak sneak sneak... NINJA SURPRISE!!!...

by drivingmissdaisy September 6, 2011

Good Morning and God Bless

It's a beautiful day when you are eating egg salad and drinking hot coffee while taking a shit.

Feeling rushed for work and unable to prepare breakfast in time, John found himself doing a Good Morning and God Bless.

by Viagra_Salad May 25, 2018

Good Morning Today

A computer-animated television show on Fusion that was created by David Javerbaum and produced by The Jim Henson Company under its Henson Alternative banner and ShadowMachine Films. The show uses The Jim Henson Company's real time motion capture Digital Puppet Studio

Good Morning Today is the worst show ever.

by SPrice1980 January 10, 2023

Nighty Morning

The period of day between night and morning.

Person 1: Nighty Morning!
Person 2: Shut up with that overused phrase!

by everybody-anybody-nobody June 4, 2023

Morning Elephant

A commentary artist on youtube, works alongside Presumptious Zoodles(A.K.A PZ) also goes by ME. Originates in williams lake by the person James T.

Hey man, Morning elephant did a video last night! was incredible!!!!

Yeah I heard Presumptious Zoodles helped too!

by Morning Elephant A.K.A ME November 28, 2010