twat breath

Nasty morning breath after a night of sex where you ate the pussy

Damn josh you got some fucking twat breath

by king ding a ling January 13, 2014

Twat salad

A person who is an unbelievably large twat. An idiot and an endearing joke term used between lesbian lovers. Also referred to as twat sandwich or twat waffle.

Oh my god, my girlfriend is such a twat salad.

by Cincio April 8, 2017

Egotistical Twat

Someone who has an ego when they have nothing to back the ego up with and start being a twat about it.

ThatMadGK is a fucking egotistical twat. And cries when he gets told someone’s better than him.

by IXISZ May 30, 2018

Wanky Twat

noun. Used to describe a person who commits unpleasant deeds for personal gain. Similar to "dick".

Louis: Whats's with that guy?
Laura: I know, he's such a wanky twat.

by Polionius October 6, 2008

Twat Sprocket

a delusional, uneducated liberal lacking intelligence; one that uses libtarded rhetoric to avoid stating facts and resorts to insults when faced with an intelligent question needing a factual answer

Man , Albert is a twat sprocket! I asked him to answer a simple question and he retorted with baseless insults!

by EG6785 November 11, 2016

shit-twat

A person that talks shit (negative, diarrhea of the mouth, smart ass statements) and that is a pussy (chicken shit, runs away as soon someone ones to beat their ass for running their mouth). A pussy that talks shit.

That shit-twat is always lingering around stirring trouble. Tell that shit-twat you want to kick their ass and they will magically disappear.

by liveonce March 24, 2017

Twat Sac

As a female ages her twat starts to sag. That is a twat sac. It is to be used as an insult.

Jim: That kid Andrew is a dirty hairy twat sac.

by JIP741 November 21, 2011