The only thing I have

The only thing I have is my house. I’m actually praying for an economic collapse or recession so that the transplants here all move out of Louisiana. This is why I think Joe Biden might be helping my cause. I would really like to get certain people out of my way.

The only thing I have is my house pretty much. I’m not going to lose it because it’s in my name.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 28, 2021

Thing

Look, a thing! Don't like it? Try it in a different place, at a different Time(TM).

It's a thing.

James-"Sorry I'm late, I had to sort out a thing some time ago."
Michael-*Turning dramatically*
Michael-"But what is time?"
*Vsauce music*

by Some Person Called Rimor December 18, 2019

Thinging

A point in time where one whom was not a fan of a certain celebrity, has now shown affection for said celebrity.

A verb form of thing.

Person A) Damn, they're hot
Person B) You did the thing! You're thinging

by Z3phyr January 17, 2022

That thing

“That thing” refers to a weapon. Usually said as a curiosity or warning without the actual weapon being visible.

For example it’s said within the gun community you should never point a gun at something or someone you do not intend to shoot.

So letting someone know you’ve got that thing is a less aggressive way of saying you’re prepared to protect yourself if you have to.

Aside from being less aggressive it’s thought to be the best way to potentially avoid legal issues that could arise wether or not you actually have to use whatever it is you have which may or may not be a gun or even illegal.

Saying that thing also can imply you do not want to use whatever it is you may have and therefore you’re not trying to have a situation escalate any further or warn someone you are reaching a point of feeling like you are in a life threatening situation and feeling a need to defend yourself in order to not be harmed.

“I keep that thing on me.”
“You don’t want to find out I got that thing.”
“Don’t mess with her she got that thing and she will use it.”
“That thing that you don’t want to f*** with.”

by LexiSux May 18, 2024

The hardest thing

My vainly ahh dihh

Yo he’s hard as shit that has the to be the hardest thing I’ve ever seen.

by Why is ever handle used April 11, 2025

church thing

Saying you are going to church but in reality partaking in homosexual activity.

If am just going to a church thing later today. No big deal.

by RusPix May 31, 2018

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025