the sexiest, smartest, handsomest, dopest, illest, motha trucka you'll eva meet. he's got a big O'L wang too
by handsomeboi69 December 02, 2021
One who sells out to black culture despite the color of their own skin. Usually considers themself some kind of rapper/gangster. A Nick Cruze will often be spotted fucking toilets, walls and people who would rather be fucking his best friend.
Guy 1: Check out that wigger rapping over there. He's got all those bitches with him, but he doesn't realize that he's clearly stuffing his pants with a banana.
Ryan: What a Nick Cruze. Let's beat his ass.
Ryan: What a Nick Cruze. Let's beat his ass.
by Alcoholypmic Gold April 05, 2005
by Ziphoss April 09, 2018
Nick Christie is man with medium penis. Has nice hair, and is not fuck boy. You may ask nick any question and answer will either be "yes" or something that has nothing to do with question and he will ramble for many minuite. Nick Christie is nice guy. He full of youth and whimsy. Do not hurt nick friends or he hurt you very bad. You be in sad hospital many week. Not great with ladies and tries too hard. Smells fine. Accurate.
by poopyfatybutts October 09, 2018
“Hey man did you see the AMU game yesterday ?”
“Yeah I saw nick starkel’s 40 yard pass”
“Isn’t he the goat”
“Yeah I saw nick starkel’s 40 yard pass”
“Isn’t he the goat”
by Aldotheapache January 29, 2018
by FunnyAssBBB March 05, 2018