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morning sneeze

Man I morning sneezed and have to change my pants
by Homie number 3 May 9, 2019
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morning pastry

One who has an a small uncircumcised penis, and who’s ejaculate stays trapped. Ware for the next morning when peeled back has left a layer of man icing for his partner.
Sally woke to enjoy a bit of early morning meat, only to find a delicious “morning pastry” left from the night before which she had to work for previously from Otter.
by Otter91 November 20, 2022
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Morning wood

When you get a boner in the morning (mostly at 6:00 AM)
Man i got that Morning wood this sucks
now im horny
i gotta check my sock and computer
*30 mins later*
Ah, satisfied.
by FunniManHeHeHeHa March 16, 2022
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good morning and god bless

Ethan and I ritually good morning and god bless. It makes for a great start to the day.
by Big dawg 1895 May 24, 2018
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morning elbows

The feeling you get when you can’t straighten your arms in the morning. Usually after prolonged sleep and unusual dreams.
Fam, pass me the coffee? No sorry I can’t reach I’ve got morning elbows
by Havanananana November 13, 2017
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The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Extemparanous
The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Extemparanous
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raw morning

by Random0505052 December 21, 2017
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