by khatumo October 29, 2020
Get the female darawishmug. Gio è la tipica ragazza italiana che a volte può sembrarti stranaaa. Segue Harry Styles e già questo le dà 10 punti in più. Ascolta anche Achille Lauro, altri 5 punti. Ha più complessi che neuroni e questo la rende la ragazza più insicura del pianeta. Se non sai consolarla stai zitto e ascolta. La sua vita è più incasinata dei film, quindi devi saperla consolare, perchè lei lo farebbe con te. Sa dare ottimi consigli su come mandare a fanculo tutti. Ascoltali. Dice sempre daje come soluzione al suicidio. Ha fondato un club antiputtane che si chiama daje, letteralmente. Se non rispondi alle chiamate potrebbe insultarti e rinfacciarti il fatto di essere nata, quindi rispondi e ascoltala. A differenza di altre persone di cui non faremo nomi, si definisce un'amica e lo dimostra davvero. Devi starle vicino e non devi prendere questa cosa come un dovere, ma come un piacere. Puoi parlarle di letteralmente tutto, anche delle lunghezze delle provette. Non abbatterti se è troppo figa e ti fa sentire una merda. Non ci puoi fare nulla, è bella. Ti amo, non ammazzarti che mi servi. :)) <3
by sof.figa November 21, 2021
Get the Gio (female)mug. You don't hear about them often just like you don't hear about a female version of Kurt Cobain or a female gun(wo)man too often why, because most females are afraid to look like failures to other people, and because they are afraid to look like failures to other people, they are afraid of failure itself. Most females would rather become an astronaut than a psychonaut any day because they don't want their family calling them a loser, especially not their mother.
The female psychonaut wanted to give the male rock stars a run for their money, so she OD'ed on heroin to kill herself at 27, since that seemed to be the magic number. She thought her death would be more tragic than the deaths of male rock stars because she could have had babies and now she never would, but actually people had about the same reaction, as she was just another human like the males were, and her death was more of an ordinary event than a true tragedy. It wasn't earth shattering sadness people felt for her.
by The Original Agahnim July 2, 2021
Get the Female psychonautmug. Ah yes, the pieces of shit that put nothing but toxic garbage in this site, and then complain why men hate them so much.
After posting numerous dictionary definitions about how bad men are they cry themselves to sleep after getting ratio'd.
After posting numerous dictionary definitions about how bad men are they cry themselves to sleep after getting ratio'd.
"Oh hey! Heard of that female "A happy human"? That piece of shit that makes sexist remarks about men"?
by tacowithpeanutbutter11 September 2, 2022
Get the femalemug. When a woman has a shaved vagina, but there a remaining hairs between labia majora and labia minora that stand out.
by Shaqs1goodfreethrow March 11, 2021
Get the Female Goateemug. Females have the biggest penis out of all genders. Males tend to only have 4-8 inches on average but women have around 13-18 inches.
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by B1gP3n1sW0m4n May 31, 2022
Get the female ppmug. Dude 1: BRO! You see what this dumbass bitch just said on Facebook.
Dude 2: hell yea I aint surprised tho, that's every female on Facebook.
Dude 2: hell yea I aint surprised tho, that's every female on Facebook.
by FuckYoBitch12 December 19, 2017
Get the Every Female on Facebookmug.