Tank

The biggest moob there is, and a mega fattie

"Tank is such a fat moob, like to be honest, he sucks"
"Yeah lmao"

by Fancysafgrfbsawfasb February 13, 2022

tank holiday

When you have just enough fuel to get to a petrol station but fuel deliveries are impossible due to a corrupt and incompetent government making a right bollocks of the supply chain by limiting the free movement of labour.

As is often seen in post-Brexit Great Britain.

Employee on phone: “Sorry guv, I can’t make it in today, tank holiday, innit?”
Boss: “Not you as well‽ Sigh. Thanks for letting me know.”

by Daycoder October 3, 2021

tank

refers to someone fat as fuck. in short, a mole rat

person A: omg have you seen that tank walking down the MET gala 2018?
person B: no. who are you talking about? lmao
person A: you havent seen a tank before? you must not know who nicki is.

by you mad hurt rn October 28, 2021

tank man

tankman also known as the Unknown Protester or Unknown Rebel in Tiananmen Square that stops tanks and gets on the tank and trys to get in idk i ant a nerd and here is an example l

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oh hell tank man got blown in the back of his head shoot.

by cool man jk 2021 November 7, 2021

Tank boy

A tank boy is a hefty gym lad who has significant muscle gain

Friend: “woah did you see him?”
Me: “yeah man, he’s a right tank boy”

by Limeyboi August 28, 2019

mamba tank

A mamba tank is shay off a pack of bears

Shays a fucking mamba tank

by Finn Parkin October 9, 2020

Crime Tank

A body of accomplished criminals providing advice, ideas and solutions to specific political and/or economic problems facing the criminal organization that employs them.

The Sinaloa Cartel has assembled their Crime Tank and is currently strategizing El Chapo's next escape. The Sinaloa Crime Tank was behind his tunnel escape in 2015.

by Lufaluabu November 13, 2018