In the event of sleep, you tend to get a no reason boner, this special type of boner is called Morning Wood. Now, you are going to be waking up next to your partner, lover, fuck buddy, or whatever and use your morning wood to your advantage. Keep in mind, morning logging could go both ways, if you wake up and fuck the person next to you or they see your massive Willie is throbbing and they fuck you. About 70% of rape is done during morning logging.
by My grandma just ate some prune June 25, 2019
Get the Morning Loggingmug. by Chows29 May 23, 2018
Get the good morning and god blessmug. 
Person 1: "Very good morning my friend"
person 2: "what?"
Person 1: "It's An expression that claims the Morning is very Good, instead of just good."
person 2: "Very Thank you for explaining this to me my friend"
Person 1: "what?"
person 2: "what?"
Person 1: "It's An expression that claims the Morning is very Good, instead of just good."
person 2: "Very Thank you for explaining this to me my friend"
Person 1: "what?"
by Quasar Logarithm Omega Artemis December 1, 2021
Get the Very good morningmug. by Valcokr July 27, 2025
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Get the Morning hoodmug. by iloveblackbear June 17, 2019
Get the gppx morningmug.