Good morning and God bless

When an individual wakes in the morning and has breakfast and coffee whilst attempting to defecate on the toilet simultaneously.

Hila: *knocks* I need to use the restroom!

Ethan: Can't, Good morning and God Bless !

Hila: Do you need Ketchup or TP?

by KnowledgeForTheAnxious May 29, 2018

morning

Part of the day that is between 06:00 to 12:00 (midday/noon).

Morning.

by Çyçyñyñy June 14, 2025

not a morning person

Tends to be grouchy.

Lori is not a morning person, call back after noon.

by Creoleshag September 14, 2016

Good Morning and God Bless

To take a shit, drink coffee and have an egg salad at the same time.

"Ethan I need the bathroom. What are you doing?"

"Good Morning, God Bless, Hila"

"What?"

"It's a Good Morning and God Bless"

by hilakleiner420 May 23, 2018

Oh, oh in the morning

Something you say when you're trying to fake losing your mind or being too tired, but don't want to sound whiny.

Example 1: "Sandra" at work doesn't like "Velma" so they're always in a pissed off mood or say something snarky when Velma arrives to work. Velma starts singing, "Oh, oh in the morning time." to avoid saying hi to them.

Example 2: "Sandra" looks at "Velma" like they want to start a conversation and Velma doesn't like them enough so Velma starts singing "Oh, oh in the morning." and dazes off into a sleep there afterwards.

by BWitched January 8, 2022

Good Morning

What a person who always trys to be positive says when there thinking WHY THE HELL DID I HAVE TO WAKE UP or GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE JERRY I TOLD YOU ONLY ONE MOVIE WITH MY DAUGHTER WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE but this word only works if it is around 5am - 11am

*Walks out of room and sees daughter with boyfriend from last night still* WELL GOOD MORNING!!

by Really Orange Juice May 1, 2022

good morning

A greeting you might use in the morning (06:00 until 11:59).

Good morning.

by Siririba July 10, 2025