Fuck you I fought in the UFC for ten years

When some says you cant do something cause your weak you say" Fuck you I fought in the UFC for ten years"

this pound of bricks is way to heavy for you bruh

Fuck you I fought in the UFC for ten years

by skaterj666 October 5, 2010

just tell peppy you couldn't do a barrel roll because you were too busy getting stoned

He'll understand

Press Z or R twice!

by The Pimp March 5, 2004

Every second you live, is a second closer to death. So live every second doing something you love.

This is actually a quote that I came up with. My friend said that all quotes are positive and inspiring. I proved him wrong 🤣. I put it again if you couldn't see it.

Every second you live, is a second closer to death. So live every second doing something you love.

by Guys are better than girls March 23, 2021

Do you know da wae?

A shitty meme that will die out soon.

A Ugandan knuckles asked me “do you know da wae?” so I said,”no i don’t, and I don’t give a shit either!”

by KinGValliC May 3, 2018

You Forget A Thousand Things Every Day. How About You Make Sure This Is One Of 'Em

This is the famous quote from one of the three main characters from GTA V named Micheal De Santa

Man aims gun to robbers head "You Forget A Thousand Things Every Day. How About You Make Sure This Is One Of 'Em"
Pushes a Security guard at a jewel store "You Forget A Thousand Things Every Day. How About You Make Sure This Is One Of 'Em"
Security guard after the heist says "You Forget A Thousand Things Every Day. How About You Make Sure This Is One Of 'Em"
The actor Ned Luke says about GTA 6 "You Forget A Thousand Things Every Day. How About You Make Sure This Is One Of 'Em

by When you forget a 1000 things September 25, 2023

I sleep in a racecar, do you sleep in a racecar

1.Last resort phrase used in an argument to try and gain ground when otherwise utterly defeated.

Made popular by Kirk Van Houten when trying to find something that Homer would envy during his new divorce.

Kirk VanHouten: I sleep in a racecar, Do you sleep in a racecar?
Homer: I sleep in a big bed with my wife.

I just got a new job and a new car...what's up with you?
I sleep in a racecar, do you sleep in a racecar?

by Jackdrnkrno7 March 12, 2010

Don't play the game if you can't play the game

A common phrase meaning don't mess with someone if you can't handle their response

How did you fool me!
Hey kiddo, don't play the game if you can't play the game.

by davygraham February 20, 2018