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Cousin

Fake name/description for your significant other in an attempt to cover up your cheating. Very prevalent in states like Florida.
If you ever get caught cheating in a picture just say " nah its all good yo, he/she's my cousin"!
by Notyourcousinmaam March 4, 2014
mugGet the Cousinmug.

Little Cousin at the Party Syndrome

Common signs of LCPS are:
- Obstruction of views when gaming of any form (i.e. board games, video games, outside sports, etc.)
- General salt as a result of losing

- Believing they are the hottest shit ever when winning

- Tries desperately in an attempt to 1-up at everything
- Extreme asshole behavior

As the name implies, the symptoms of LCPS are exhibited by annoying, distantly related family members at family party/gatherings and it always results in the feeling of everyone at around the same age range (and higher in more extreme cases) being annoyed and wishing, or doing, physical harm upon that family member.

Across the world, LCPS is most common based on relative factors like holidays and the birthday's of family members. People with LCPS often experience flair ups and sometimes worsening symptoms (at the entire fault of their own).

If you or a love one has LCPS, please seek attention in a way that doesn't piss everyone off, or get a fucking hobby.
Jamal: "Me and another family member where playing Smash Bros and he smacked the controller out of my hand and I lost!"

Daniel: "That's a classic case Little Cousin at the Party Syndrome ngl."
by Holanimus Horsel March 4, 2024
mugGet the Little Cousin at the Party Syndromemug.

irregular-tredecuple-fourth-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and twenty-five great-great-great-grandparents in common.
Irregular-tredecuple-fourth-cousin.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024
mugGet the irregular-tredecuple-fourth-cousinmug.
Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and three great-great-great-grandparents in common.
Irregular-double-fourth-cousin.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024
mugGet the irregular-double-fourth-cousinmug.

second-cousin-twice-removed

1- Great-great-grandparent's sibling's grandchild / Grandparent's second-cousin.
2- Grandparent's sibling's great-great-grandchild / Second-cousin's grandchild.
My second-cousin-twice-removed is a good person.
by ZJO8738 October 3, 2021
mugGet the second-cousin-twice-removedmug.

First cousin

My first cousin in jail rn for a homi
by Yungdel June 15, 2023
mugGet the First cousinmug.
Child of their great-grandparent’s full sibling with the other great-grandparent’s full sibling.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
mugGet the double-first great-cousin-piblingmug.

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