Oil Change

A dumb excuse to get out of something.

Sorry dean I can't stay for class I need to get an oil change.

by poetic patron June 23, 2016

Changed Rule 34

Pure beauty.

"Hey teacher, try googling "Changed Rule 34"!"
"Okay"
"hehe, she's gonna get trolled XD"
"what is wrong with you my student? why do i see some animals mating?"

by FurryFucker445 August 9, 2023

Chloe Chang

Rui's wife

BACK OFF.

Rui: I LOVE U CHLOE PLS MARRY ME
Chloe Chang: Ogei bbg

by anonymous December 3, 2022

backwoods oil change

A sexual act while your sexual partner is tied up in BDSM fashion, inserting 2 large black dildos into both the vagina and asshole simultaneously while vigorously thrusting the male appendage deep into the throat of your completely vulnerable partner.

So I saw this video the other day of this guy giving this girl a backwoods oil change, probably going to run it by the ole lady later this week. Total domination bro..

by Halfrican_Magic August 11, 2017

Jaylavy Robles Bonilla's Legal Change Of Name Oder Is Jullisa Alastor Estrada Bonilla

Jaylavy Robles Bonilla's Legal Change Of Name Oder Is Jullisa Alastor Estrada Bonilla

Jaylavy Robles Bonilla's Legal Change Of Name Oder Is Jullisa Alastor Estrada Bonilla

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

Nothing ever changes

Because your messaging is bad. It's literally just the monopoly on virtue exhibited by the fundamentalist with a smug, sarcastic twist. You policy is incoherent and often contradictory. Your empathy doesn't actually translate to you caring about other people's lives and amounts only to pity for people for whom you feel bad. You're not good people. Believing as you believe and doing what you want EQUALS "Good people" to you. You're completely unsympathetic as a party because you have no sympathy for anyone who doesn't adhere to your political presuppositions. AND you're completely politically inept and just as authoritarian as the conservatives.

Hym "I mean, you say it seems like nothing ever changes but something changed. Now, you're going to shit out every mongrel child you conceive (consensually or otherwise). That changed. And nobody cares."

by Hym Iam February 10, 2024

bubble gum change

Low paying job, making very little pay, similar to paying peanuts. You say I'm getting paid BUBBLE GUM CHANGE. To describe a low paying job.

You say I'm getting paid BUBBLE GUM CHANGE. To describe a low paying job.

by INVASORE September 18, 2016