First Jolt

First trip to state prison, used by inmates in the California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation. Mostly used by cons who have been to prison at least twice, to denote their very first trip to the pen.

I remember the when I hit the mainline in Quentin on my first jolt, that place is fucking rockin'!

by ceerip707 May 3, 2018

first cousin-uncle-in-law

1. The husband of one's grandparent's sibling's daughter.
2. The son of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.

My first cousin-uncle-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

The Christmas First

The elf that finishes first during their Christmas day orgy.

Christmas day in the one day of the year off for elves, after all the presents have been made. But, they have nothing to do, no TV, so they have a nice Christmas orgy. The lack of sex during the year affects all the elves, making some blow too early. The elf that blows first is The Christmas First.

Related: The Christmas Bitch

Robin finished first during the elf Christmas orgy, so he sat in the corner on his phone. He was The Christmas First.

by llamasaylol December 17, 2016

Polícia: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Polícia: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

first step-cousin-uncle

1. The son of one's grandparent's stepsibling.
2. The stepson of one's grandparent's sibling.
3. The son of one's stepgrandparent's sibling.

My first step-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

sesqui-first cousin-uncle

Son of their grandparent’s half-sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.

My sesqui-first cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

double-first great-cousin-pibling

Child of their great-grandparent’s full sibling with the other great-grandparent’s full sibling.

My double-first great-cousin-pibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019