Iron Clap

A women with a muscular vagina and also has a gnarly case of gonorrhea.

Person 1: Hey man did you ever fuck that chick?
Person 2: Nah man she had an Iron Clap I wasn't going near that!
Person 1: Sorry to hear that.

by Born At Walmart January 12, 2016

Ironic

using or characterized by irony.

*Gloopert responding to Bernard Wilson*
Gloopert: You're a random
Bernard Wilson: That is Ironic

by bernardwilson December 23, 2023

Waffle iron

Something you call somebody when they won’t stop fucking waffling on about dumb shit

“stop being such a waffle iron”

by Eggsalad69 May 15, 2020

Gridly Iron

The proper spelling of the word Griddler.

Thats sir is a nice Griddler. You sir are a dumbass the gramaticly correct term is Gridly Iron,

by AnnsLoverDork May 17, 2009

Iron Man

Iron = Fe

Man = Male Iron Man = Female

Me:Iron Man is Female.
My friend:NO he's male.
Me:Science can prove you wrong because Iron = Fe and Man = male

by Finally some good f* ing urban April 27, 2020

man in the iron mask

A) a person from the loser social classes who is destined to become great

B) the exact opposite, a person born into wealth and power but destined to lose everything

Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz fit the man in the iron mask definition a), while Jeb Bush would fit definition b).

by Sexydimma June 6, 2017

Iron Ox

While having sex doggy style, shove your penis up her ass, grab her hair, and cum while trying to tame your beast.

Sorry bro, I made your girlfriend my Iron Ox last night.

by My dick is Iron, and ur the Ox June 15, 2017