tim

fucking asshole. complete asshat of a man.

person 1: oh look its tim
person 2: (pulls out a machete)

by quartzslayer May 20, 2022

Tickling tiny Tim

When a man jerks of his tiny dick

Yo man I heard Jackson tickling tiny Tim last night

by Rachelrachelbobachel September 19, 2021

Tim A.

A super handsome dude. Girls want to be with him, dudes want to be him. Looks good in a suit but still is very punk rock. Is making me watch a ZZ Top documentary right now.

Guy 1: Hey man, how was last night?
Guy 2: Fucking sweet. I totally Tim A.'ed it last night.

by Phantom DarkMonkey September 6, 2020

Tim

he is tim.

wow, that tim is tim.

by mrrobux June 23, 2021

Pulling a Tim

When a grown man shows up to a mostly kid-themed event.

Mike: Hey what’s Jimmy doing at the roller skating rink at Fourth Grade Night, licking his cotton candy?
Joe: Oh Jimmy’s just Pulling a Tim again. What a creep...

by CitizensAgainstTim April 20, 2018

Tim Jacobs

The man, the myth, the legend. He sees all and knows all, he is all powerful and all loving , in other words he is god.

Always living the ream!

Top quotes: 'Louis... glasses', 'James... spanner', 'Right C'MON then', 'Time for tea', Henry... phone'

James; Ahhh mate I've fucked my job...
Max; Better call Tim Jacobs then...
James; I wont tell him, he might scrap it...

by ebotnomed April 2, 2019

Tim

Kinda cute is annoying sometimes but funny. He likes having attention. Steals people's food but is kind in his own way.

OH, SHIT hide your food Tim is coming.

by I know my name February 25, 2022