pineapple condom

when you stick your penis in a pineapple then wrap it in a pizza

hold on dude, i gotta put on my pineapple condom"

by a waffle maker June 20, 2024

PineApple

it's when someone backseat's too hard and are about to be banished the shadow realm

ayo that's a pineapple moment right there

by kodomo kazuko June 29, 2024

pineapplesick

A uniquely Queensland state of mind that sets in after someone hasn’t left Queensland for way too long. Symptoms include aggressive buffet behaviour, chronic “me first” decision-making, pig-headed stubbornness, and a baffling inability to coexist politely with other humans. Often accompanied by loud opinions, territorial behaviour, and the belief that rules, queues, and social norms are for other people.

Common triggers include extended exposure to resort wear, all-you-can-eat venues, humidity, and never being challenged by cultures outside the Sunshine State.

“Mate, he took six plates at the buffet, cut the line, and parked across two spots. Absolute pineapplesick behaviour.”

by guntothy January 22, 2026

Pineapple

To engage in a passionate dance of tongues amidst the tropical heat.

"After the passionate pineapple dance on the beach, they couldn't stop giggling."

by smartmort12345 September 11, 2024

Pineapple on Pizza

A pizza decorated with Pineapple, the dish is very hated by Italians and young Americans.

ew, i would never eat pineapple on pizza.

by Baltic._ October 18, 2024

Pineapple eater

One who eats way too much pineapple before they have sex because they're insecure about what their cum tastes like.

Needless to say, doing this is stupid and you'll end burning Your tongue from how much pineapple your eating.

Kevin is a pineapple eater.

by kieralovedanny December 5, 2024

pineapple kiss

A type of lesbian sexual position where you’re kissing your partner and they grab your hand use your hand to master bait

me and my friend did the pineapple kiss while drunk.

by Tarayummy kisser December 8, 2024