squatch position

A redneck sex position where the guy has his legs in the air and his cousin is on top.

“Hey Dad guess what I did with cousin Debra last night!? I did the squatch position”

by Htychchf June 19, 2018

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hump possition

This is the position on which a male is on top of a female and banging her HARD

Daddy, let's get in the hump possition!

by Corny, Porny, and also Horny May 7, 2018

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calvinklein position

When a certain man puts both biceps overhead in class and leans back in his chair.

My teacher assumed the calvinklein position which caused me to have a severe heart problem.

by TimmyBuz February 25, 2018

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snake positan

having very slow movement up the girls leg to the vigina

lets do the snake positan

by blood gang bitch May 9, 2018

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This is when you’re feed is in a pattern. For example, the first 3x3 set will be symbolic of life. Water and sun on the first column, green trees on the other 2 columns. There is multiple patterns in a set. Including filters, placement of your body, whether you’re closer in the pic or further away and much more. Patterns can be in columns and rows. Typical sets are 3x3. You can use tags to show the pattern and symbolism. After you get to around 7 posts out of the 9 in the set, the pattern should be visibly noticeable.
Instagram: thepatternposter

Pattern posting: the act of diligently planning and posting in a 3x3 pattern on Instagram. Typically showing the correlation of pattern and symbolism in your tags on the first photo. If you do this you are considered a Pattern Poster

Example: His insta is really cool because he pattern posts.

by Gregory Ferrara January 8, 2019

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