football pool eyes

Descriptive expression used when observing some unfortunate fucker who is so monstrously bosseyed that they have football pools eyes. One home and one away. Can be substituted for Pontoon Eyes, one twists and one sticks, or One on dip , One on full beam .

Did you notice the football pool eyes on that fecker? She doesnt know if its new year or New York , looking thru those fuckers

by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023

Farage pool

The gross brown/green water that can collect at the bottom of a toilet brush holder over time due to a lack of basic cleaning.

Oh man, I had a 3 " deep Farage pool in the base of my toilet brush holder, I had to dump it down the toilet and disinfect the entire bathroom!

by Greased ferret March 4, 2023

Tom Poole

A dude who likes women with the names of monet, zoe, ryan, oliver, mark, sienna, emma, ivana, ella mcgarity.

Kallan- "suck my dick bitch"

Monet-"Eughh you're being a Tom Poole"

by Zesty ahh June 19, 2023

Plunge Pool

When you go straight from 2nd base to 4th base.

Brian was excited to try the plunge pool on his honeymoon.

by Skeletor2727 July 4, 2023

Rimming pool

A circular shape of ass eating like a human centipede or an orgy of rimmers in a pool like formation

Ethan's heading over to the rimming pool. What the fuck.

by BrenTheBarbarian December 11, 2023

human pool

RULE: Only REAL 100 MEN/w/100% potency-vs 1 VIRGIN women and with 1 egg AND HAS TAKEN FERTILITY PILLS FOR A YEAR...INSIDE ALL/EVERY HOLE ONLY, pummping even when blacking out BRAKEN DOWN EXTREAMLY DANGEROUS...then plug all holes;with cum nearly bursting, contiue with gimp suit all includes DANGROUS:eyes,ears,nose,ass,vigina, ALL FIIED TO BURSTING...LAST CRUCIAL STEP:TOSSED INTO POOL FILLED WITH PISS AND CUM; ADDING each day DAILY

btw CONSENT ABSULUTLY WARENTED

1women+100 guys=pool party for the egg and womb
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
... nice...

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human+pool="human pool"

by MasterOfMeatoilet January 13, 2024

Kitty Pooled

When you turn her kitty into a pool (aka crazy creampie cumshot).

Guy1: yooo do you know beth gaul?

Guy2: yeah, why?

Guy1: I had her over last night, we went 7 rounds and I kitty pooled her everytime!
Guy2: Ew what, doesn’t she have chlamydia, go get tested bro.
Guy1: FUCK!!!

by anonymous1314799 February 7, 2024