Grog monster

A person who is obsessed with alcoholic beverages and craves the feeling of being drunk.

“I once saw a sexy little readhead, I asked for his name. He responded chrissy. I was keen on a root until I seen he was a grog monster”

by 111-… March 3, 2022

shart monster

chase

you look like a shart monster

by i a bom bum June 19, 2018

booty monster

someone who is obsessed with the booty. they will grab it at any means necessary and won't hesitate to chomp on it at any second.

"you're such a booty monster" my boyfriend said to me as i violently attacked his rear end.

by therealpussyqueen June 20, 2022

Monsters Inked

When a rather grizzly and sweaty gay man bursts through your closet door at night and ejaculates into your room, then disappearing back into the closet, never to be seen again.

I though it was a nightmare but in the morning I realized I was just monsters inked.

by Kennith of the long schlong November 16, 2017

Tinki Monster

The Shaft, Main Vein, Cock without Balls, Dick, or More Commonly Known as Penis. Typically Used When Referring To Peeing, as The Word Tink Means To Pee... So Tinki Monster Is The Monster That Pees... A.K.A. Your Dick.

"Hey Dude, I Gotta Go Tink!" He Shouted, Drunk, With a Firm Grip on His Tinki Monster.

"I Shoved My Tinki Monster Right Inside Of Her!"

Dad Yells... "Quit Tuggin' On Yer Tinki Monster And Come To Dinner!"

by Habarakoo January 13, 2009

the glick monster

The Glick Monster is one with the Glicks. He is ready to put down any glick that come in his way.

Oh no Chris, It’s The Glick Monster!!!!!!!

by TheGlickMonster November 24, 2019

Swamp monster

Noun redneck for an ugly person.

Damn that swamp monster over there wants your number

by Stevil85 October 6, 2016