tyler lang

A ugly boy who looks like a weasel

Ewww who is that? Oh. That's Tyler Lang. The weasel one? Yasss

by Galaxy_rito March 8, 2017

Alex Lang

A mean person just in general. You will facetime him during thunderstorms, but he will just end up bossing you around and tell you horror stories even though you are already scared. He is also a person who eats a lot of food but just gains a 6 pack every bite he takes.

Thanks to Alex Lang I couldn't sleep for 3 days

by Mdog123456789 March 13, 2017

Typhoon Lagoon

When you gurgle ice cold water in a girls pussy while eating her out.

Bro after fucking her for a hour i threw a game changer and hit her with the typhoon lagoon.

by Tannergang March 27, 2017

colin langan

A man with no cock except for the one in his mouth . A personality that even Jeffrey Dahmer would be ashamed of . his face looks like a rabbit ass cheeks . plus he's gay

I'm glad I'm not (Colin langan)

by Modernwarfare 14 August 13, 2017

green lagoon

When your girl puss is so dank, when you fill her up with dick sauce that shit turn green

"That girl I picked up on the street last night (hooker) was so ratchet I had to give her a green lagoon"

by Green lagoon August 12, 2017

Red lagoon

The not uncommon practice of falling into a females nether regions after copious amounts of brandy and trying to remove your trousers whilst she is having a chernobyl level menstral meltdown

Him “you’re getting it”
Her “mon then”
he falls

Him “eeeee gaad”
Her “oh god aye”

Him “what’s on my face”
Her “welcome to the RED LAGOON bitch”

by Vickys Red Lagoon February 3, 2018

Blue Lagoon

An alcoholic drink that consist of: 1 part coconut rum, 1 part of Blue Caracao, and 6 parts lemon juice or sour mix.

For best results, get a shaker, and a handful of ice in it, then mix the rum, blue caracao, and then the juice. Shake, and pour into a chilled glass. Pineapple, Lemon, Lime or Orange garnish.

Just a couple of notes: 1 part = 1 oz, I prefer to use Barcardi coconut rum if you want it to be stronger or Malibu if you want more flavor. In my Opinion it's an excellent summer cocktail, you can get a nice buzz off a couple, by a nice body of water, it tastes like Blue Coconut shaved ice to me, I love it.

It's quite hot outside, I think I'll go make some Blue Lagoons to cool off, and unwind in the summertime.

by Alangrae June 17, 2018