The dirty Kelly jackpot

The act of inserting a roll of quarters in a woman’s ass, pulling her arm down like a slot machine then watch her shit out 40 quarters.

Hey Seb! I gave our secretary “The dirty Kelly jackpot” last night and it was great! The sound of the change coming out made me feel like I won at the casino!

by Goose1769 March 28, 2025

R. Kelly Hydropump

Pissing in someones asshole

Tom R. Kelly Hydropumped tammi last night.

by Lil Smokey Pot February 22, 2017

R. Kelly

R. Kelly a rapper who raped underaged girls.

A very uncomfortable joke used for people who are underage because of R. Kelly’s raping underaged girls or for doing something weird.

“R. Kelly is gonna get you!” Told to an underage person.
*Does something very weird*
“Bro stop doing that or else your gonna end up like R. Kelly” *backs away a little bit with a quick shiver*

by weirdwushi March 13, 2019

Dirty R. Kelly

When you Urinate and Poo in an container, Take a shower in it and fornicate in it with your S/O or tinder date.

"Hey Shirly, wanna do a Dirty R. Kelly?"

by NathaniSan July 2, 2019

Felipe "R. Kelly" Vazquez

Lights out Pirates Closer that got caught soliciting a minor. He changed his last name from Rivero to Vazquez so he could try to get away with it.

Pirates Fan: You saw that Felipe Vazquez got caught soliciting a minor?
Other Pirates Fan: You mean Felipe "R. Kelly" Vazquez

by some_random_hanzenite September 17, 2019

R. Kelly Maneuver

When you have a desire to touch females without their consent and end up raping them.

The guy was horny at the park and slipped a R. Kelly Maneuver!

by Jacob The Ripper May 26, 2021

Pulling an R. Kelly

Peeing on 'em.

"I believe I can fly." I threatened to pull an R. Kelly on my baby daddy and he got scared. - Kelsey over threatening to give Calendario a pulling an R. Kelly

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022