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fanboy baiting

A phrase with two meanings:

1) When the writer(s) of a geek franchise introduce backstory, characters, rules, lists of information, and other continuity details that are intentionally vague, contradictory, and unresolved. The intent is to provoke fan wank and other arguments while always having the carrot of "this issue, we find THIS out!" to dangle in front of fans. Mainstream superhero comics run almost exclusively on this.

2) When a blogger or other editorial writer does an in-depth analysis of a creative work radically counter to the assumptions of its fanbase in order to provoke outrage and fan wank. Usual tactics include "over-analyzing" fantastical elements (e.g. "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex"), unflattering interpretations of the themes, and otherwise presenting valid arguments why the story does not logically work.
1) Kingdom Hearts creator Tetsuya Nomura's introduction of a dozen vague, unresolved plot points and refusal to clarify anything is classic fanboy baiting.

2) I wrote a fanboy-bait article explaining why Usagi of Sailor Moon is a terrible role-model. I bet I'll have a hundred pissed-off comments by tonight.
by AlexTwentyTwo February 23, 2012
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soap beating

To beat someone senseless with a bar of soap in a tube sock.
yo man lets go give that nerd a soap beating!
by divebombz November 8, 2013
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head boating

When a guy take's the back of his head and puts it in between a pair of nice boobs and shakes it back and forth!
Mike leaned back and found him head boating in between Danielle's boobs for no apparent reason accept for the fact that jam house 3 accepted this behavior!
by M/G May 31, 2014
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faith-baiting

1. To avoid responsibility for one's actions or deflect responsibility for another's actions by claiming religious persecution.

2. To advance a political agenda by claiming those opposed to it are engaging in religious persecution.
1. Joe Doe was fired from his popular reality show for engaging in inappropriate conduct with a staffer. Senator John Roe talks about his strong faith-based values and suggests Joe is being persecuted because of his faith, thereby engaging in faith-baiting.

2. Presidential candidate Robert Jones spoke at a rally stating that his constituents inability to impose their religious beliefs on others constituted the start of religious persecution, thereby engaging in faith-baiting.
by Head of the Maids' Union October 22, 2015
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White Baiting

To take one's sperm on your finger and with a 'fish hook' like motion wipe it into a females mouth.
My girl was hungry, so I gave her a white baiting.
by MsBrown January 1, 2017
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beast beating

to use use bigger items like a pipe wrench or sledge hammer to kill or obliterate bigger animals like, moose, black bear, brown bear, hippo, armadillo, and my favorite to beat alligators.
hey Gilbert wanna go beast beating i found a pack of hippos.

fuck yea Tyler i will grab my sledge hammer and we can go beast beating.
by gilbertwood November 14, 2017
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Dragon Boating

Placing your testicals on a persons face who is lying down and placing your hands on their needs behind you, then proceeding to deficate whilst dragging your testicals down their face and body with a rowing motion
I was with a girl/guy last night and they let me go dragon boating on them
by Dj Poor Ox January 23, 2021
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