Sap O' The Morning Wood

When you jerk off in the morning in order to get rid of your morning boner.

I had an important interview that morning, so I rubbed out a sap o' the morning wood, got dressed, and left the house.

by SpringFellows May 26, 2016

Morning After Shot

A drink for the ladies, to be taken after unprotected sex. consists of equal parts grain alcohol, bacardi 151, and a crushed morning after pill. To be drank at the top of a flight of stairs. Push her down after she downs it.

I had unprotected sex last night, but I made her a morning after shot, so I'm in the clear.

by captainstagneti December 28, 2010

morning dew

female morning wood. they wake up with their dick hard, we wake up with our pussies drenched

i went to finger here this morning and she was already ready with the morning dew

by megamindlover123 April 6, 2024

food morning

Rusty's way of saying good morning but FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

food morning Tanel, how was your sleep?
food morning Cappy!!!

by YtTanel March 5, 2022

Good Morning, Your Majesty

A formal greeting to greet the Queen of the Darling world; this phrase is usually spoken by the Old Man, or occasionally the Leaves Old Man in a song. The tune is recognised throughout the Palace and is one of the most recognisable songs in modern history.

Often, it is spoken not in the morning but rather late at night when the Queen is reading in bed. This may be confusing but most Palace members are used to it.

song
Good Morning, Your Majesty, Da Daaaa...
Da Da Da Da,
Da Da Da Da!

Notation - each note corresponds to one syllable
Every new line is a start of a new bar (4/4 time)
The symbol % is used to signify a crotchet's rest

C
F F % C
E C E %
C C % C
C Bb A %
% C C Bb
F

by magneticpoo September 14, 2024

morning torque

morning torque is when a man wakes up with a raging pee boner and upon trying to find relieve in front of the toilet he attempts to aim his pee boner down at the toilet,only to find its is so engorged with urine it picks his feet up completey of the floor

my pee boner was raging this morning so bad that when i tried aiming at the toilet my feet flew out from under me due to my morning torque

by preschool poacher May 2, 2015

Morning Feet

The feeling of numbness in your feet when you wake up on a important day

She was late because she had morning feet

by DreamTransfer September 6, 2016