Square Bitch

That's a bitch who's either too oblivious to know or too scared to try out most of the kinkier and more adventurous activities in life that she actually would love to do if she knew how to and/or was more bold and honest with herself about her true desires. She'll also usually either publicly or privately criticise people who are more adventurous and daring than she is, which in fact is a ploy she uses to disguise her jealousy.

Gary: Can you believe Laura totally made up the story of Jake hitting on her?
Ashley: Damn, that's so whack
Gary: I can't stand square bitches

by Man-bun January 1, 2025

square

A slang word for person, usually being knit

once I knitted a square.

by joe scrub January 24, 2007

Square root of 2

1.414...

Square root of 2(√2): hi 1/7
1/7: hi √2
√2: lets invite pi and e!
1/7: ok??
(pi,e,and √2 secretly planns to kill 1/7)
pi,e: hi there :)
pi: im 3.141592653...
e: im 2.718281828...
√2: im 1.414213562...
We never repeat!
1/7: im a repeated 857142...
Pi: just killing you thats alll
√2: kills 1/7
e: Bye have a great time

by ppgpp110 July 9, 2021

square dancing

Square dancing is code for married sex. Married sex is very unoriginal - You do this to me - 1,2, - I do that to you - 3,4

I need to get some strange. I'm tired of square dancing.

by Siouxsie Supertramp May 4, 2021

You acting square

When you get mad over something that is not all the serious

Today you acting square

by You square June 17, 2016

Square Hunting

A rigorouros and depesarte act of scavenging used cigarettes off the floor of the streets. It is mainly done by desperate minors with no connections to buy tobbaco and people from Romania. People who do this activty drag thier friends into doing this while risking the humiliation. It is a very nasty task and you will eventually get gharnarhea in the mouth.

"Andrei stop square hunting"

"Nah dog, I need my toabbaco... WOOF WOOF"

by Brendan Oniell October 11, 2012

E.D. squared

E. D. squared is when your Explosive Diarrhea causes you to also have Erectile Dysfunction.

Hey Chickenbag and Jerrycurl, my Explosive Diarrhea is so bad I can't get a hard on. I have E.D. squared.

by SJL123 August 13, 2020