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Don’t Salt My Jam

A playful way of saying “Don’t negatively impact something I enjoy”
I.E: Don’t ruin my vibe/ don’t burst my bubble
You’re having a good time, but your friend is unhappy because they’re not having as good a time as you. “Hey man, don’t salt my jam!”
by morallymorbid April 5, 2025
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Salt & Vinegar

Sexual Counter-Move: When you catch your gf pickling your eggs so you make her suck all the vinegar off your nuts.
He caught her surprise pickling his eggs so he gave her the ol Salt & Vinegar.

(see definition: Surprise Pickling)
by Snipes12345 April 20, 2025
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Sea Salt

Tells superheroes what to do & if they don’t listen, gets super mad.
*Eve is dying*
Mark: SEA SALT I NEED YOU SEA SALT
Lonely guy: Aw such a strong bond 🩷
by futuresponJ April 29, 2025
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Salt water pool

Slang term for the NSFW side of the internet.
by JYKowalski May 7, 2025
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Lawry's Seasoned Salt

Lawry's seasoned salt is a blend of salt, spices, and herbs that is commonly used as a seasoning for meat, poultry, seafood, and vegetables.

It was created in 1938 by Lawrence Frank, the founder of Lawry's restaurant chain, as a signature seasoning for the prime rib served in his restaurants.

The seasoning blend typically includes salt, sugar, paprika, onion powder, garlic powder, and other spices, and is known for its distinctive flavor and ability to enhance the taste of a variety of dishes.

Lawry's seasoned salt is now widely available in grocery stores and is used in home cooking as well as in restaurants.
Lawry's Seasoned Salt is the greatest thing to ever happen to food since 1938!
by Type2GenomeManiac July 18, 2023
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salted his beard

The act of tricking innocent homeless men into ejaculating various bodily fluids into a fake beard worn by the assailants.
the Beard is then dried, removed and dipped into cooking pots at a later date to add a matured salty taste.
Extra points are given if the contributors have different venereal diseases and Connor can milk them to satisfaction without waking them. Although consciousness is optional but not encouraged.
Did you taste Connor’s goulash last Friday night?? Tasted like he’s been salted his beard again. Anyways. My doctor says this gonorrhea around my mouth should clear up if I keep taking these antibiotics. But these genital warts are here to stay.
by JesusBummedTrump August 8, 2023
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salts

smiled a little then stops 🧂
by swiftafboi September 20, 2023
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