A legendary level of fuzziness achieved by a girl named Rosemary whose body hair game is so strong, she could single-handedly knit a sweater during a heatwave. Often spotted rocking shorts with the confidence of a bald eagle in a wind tunnel.
Dude, I thought a squirrel brushed past my leg, but nope—it was just Rose-hairy leaning in for a hug.
by ThePunisher_617 June 12, 2025
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So this chick was giving me head but she kept stopping to breathe, so I put her in a hairy harness!!
by twatsnack July 21, 2016
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Get the Hairy wiper mug.The hairy kaleidoscope is a sexual act that involves 2 sets of men docking and making very intense eye contact.
by Ivy E May 3, 2023
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