Hairy red discoball

The glowing from the light of a torch when one puts a torch against their testicles.

I went to a halloween party and a shrek cosplayer played with a hairy red discoball

by GummerPaladin November 30, 2021

Hairy Chew

When you put hair removal cream on your bum hair.
Then next time u go toilet, poo it off.
The poo will be covered in hair and look like chewbacca

How did you get your anal hair off?
Well, Ciaran said he did a “HAIRY CHEW” yesterday and it pretty much cleared it off ”.
The poo will be covered in hair and look like chewbacca.

by TizzleJaWizzle43 February 18, 2024

Hairy Gravedigger

A femboy who has a hairy, shovel-shaped penis who likes to munt with his brother.

Dang, that guy Steven is a real Hairy Gravedigger

by MunterWhitmoyer April 1, 2024

Hairy gnome

A short gnome with a long beard.

David told the man, “You’re so short you look like a hairy gnome with your long beard, dude. Haha, I believe you wouldn’t be so dramatic about that even if you’re cool and mathematic.”

by The Fat Chav July 4, 2021