She blocks you and broadcast her problems to all her contacts and then ask her besties why you don't seem to understand what her status mean.
by Zimmarish October 30, 2018
Get the statusmug. An post on your wall to an apartment warming party from your needy friend. *no likes or comments*, thus your Virgin Status
by ludtke337 August 23, 2012
Get the Virgin Statusmug. by GetThemOutOfYOurLife June 11, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>I WIsh I Can Change THe Status Quo Of Things<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Overweight, drunk, racist middle-aged Englishmen who use the defence of statutes as a cover for just being drunken racists in the middle of the working week.
Hey Sarah, want to go to the Hare and Hounds later?
No thanks Jane, that place is full of Statue Defenders.
No thanks Jane, that place is full of Statue Defenders.
by CallMeClive July 1, 2020
Get the Statue Defendermug. 
This is an abbreviation of ReLationshiP status. RLP cause people too lazy to type an entire word these days.
by Biff Beasley May 7, 2021
Get the rlp statusmug. A public urinal located in Belgium that is commonly used by drunk tourists who need to relieve themselves somewhere when a restroom isn't in close proximity to them.
Drunk tourist in belgium: *hiccup* I really need to relieve myself right now.. *hiccup*
Random Belgian: the Leopold II of Belgium statue is right there you know.
Random Belgian: the Leopold II of Belgium statue is right there you know.
by Sproogli March 23, 2024
Get the Leopold II of Belgium statuemug.