the worst footballer on planet earth.
he can hardly kick a ball, and talks the talk but cannot walk the walk
he can hardly kick a ball, and talks the talk but cannot walk the walk
by crafter97 April 24, 2022
Get the chicken mel mug.The act of chopping another man's chode (chode chopping), but doing it in a continuous, three strike method, while simultaneously clucking like a chicken. Brought into mainstream culture and made famous by none other than, you guessed it.... George H.W. Bush, circa 1995
by JimmyKristidis11 June 18, 2014
Get the triple chicken mug.The unsung hero of a bridal party, usually older than a ring bearer and younger than a groomsman, whose responsibility it is to leverage his cuteness to hookup groomsmen with available bridesmaids. If the groomsman lacks the confidence necessary for the mission to succeed, it is also the responsibility of the chicken wingman to call him, "CHICKEN!" and ply him with drinks (and optional celery stalks) until the mission is completed successfully.
Groomsman: "The bride's cousin looks pretty hot in that seasonally appropriate dress that she'll never wear again; but, I don't know if I can talk to her."
Chicken wingman: "Chicken! Do this shot of tequila, munch on these celery stalks, and then we'll go over there, and I'll introduce you."
Groomsman: "Thanks, buddy. You're a great chicken wingman."
Chicken wingman: "Chicken! Do this shot of tequila, munch on these celery stalks, and then we'll go over there, and I'll introduce you."
Groomsman: "Thanks, buddy. You're a great chicken wingman."
by FigData June 20, 2016
Get the Chicken wingman mug.Repeatedly inserting and removing the tip of the penis in and out of the anal orifice. Penetration is ever made beyond the bellend.
May also be performed with a sex toy but it’s just not the same.
May also be performed with a sex toy but it’s just not the same.
I was chicken tippin’ Rachel last night. She’s got a hungry little winker.
My oring is very tender today. Hemorrhoids? No. Was chicken tippin’ last night with a guy I picked up.
My oring is very tender today. Hemorrhoids? No. Was chicken tippin’ last night with a guy I picked up.
by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018
Get the Chicken Tippin’ mug.There can only be one chicken kebabe to one lamb kebaby.
A nick name for the most important person to you can only be used when you have stumbled across true love .
A nick name for the most important person to you can only be used when you have stumbled across true love .
by Created by Kieran April 9, 2023
Get the Chicken kebabe mug.Rachel gave up the full chicken last night. I hit that shizzzz good.
I normally don’t get the full chicken but daddy’s getting it tonight.
I normally don’t get the full chicken but daddy’s getting it tonight.
by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018
Get the Full Chicken mug.This bar is full of fresh chicken tonight.
He always preyed upon the fresh chicken to satisfy is daddy kink.
He always preyed upon the fresh chicken to satisfy is daddy kink.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
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