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hit that scale

The scale of 1-10 on women's sexiness
1 being no chance, 5 being average, ten being you really want to but are you good enough. So 1-5 not so good 6-10 great.
Me: So where would you put her in the hit that scale
Mate: Hit that high (must be over a 7)
Me: Really i'd hit that low bat it straight on over to the next guy.

Me: Woah hit that?
Mate: Hit that with a 9 iron all the way to the hole
by charlie xoxo September 14, 2016
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scales dodger

A person (usually obese) avoiding concrete evidence they have put on more weight.
In the space of five years, Randy went from an 11 stone fitness fanatic to a 19 stone bloater, a hardened scales dodger, constantly blaming his washing machine for shrinking his clothes.
by xoorox September 15, 2010
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Echino Scale

The Echino scale assigns a single number to quantify the amount of gayness in an individual or event.
The Machine was clearly a 8.5 on the Echino scale. I haven't seen that many chaps since the gay pride parade.
by IamMcShovin December 8, 2010
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The Woke Scale

Announcing that oneself is "woke" actually makes him / her less woke. The more that one self-proclaims "woke-ness" the less woke that person is in reality. This is the essence of the "woke scale," which is represented mathematically as follows:

Level of Woke = 1 - (Self Proclaimed Woke Level)
Stacy: "Wow guys, I am so woke it is crazy."
Stacy's Friends: "Stacy clearly isn't that woke. According to the woke scale, I think her woke level just dropped to 3%"
by humblemike October 6, 2019
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Chang Scale

The Chang Scale is a universal measurement of how high a person is.

The scale is organized as follows:
0 - Sober
1 - Semi
2 - Subdued
3 - Stoned
4 - Stupid
5 - Surreal
Hope: Dude, I'm so high

Johnna: Wait, how high?

Hope: I'd say on the Chang Scale, I'm about a 3.5

Johnna: Nice!
by swagattack789 November 21, 2017
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dictor scale

Rating someone on a scale of 1 to 10 identifying the odds that you would fuck them.
Brent: "That slut is definitely a 10 on my dictor scale."

Reid: "Yah? She's only an 8 on mine because she was once a dictim of two guys at the same time"
by brentionary September 6, 2013
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Schwasted Scale

A scale from 1-10 on how messed up or shitfaced you truly are, either high, drunk, or both.

10 --- Schwasted

5 --- Half way there

1 --- Just getting started
Tensky --- So schwasted, you're gone!
-How you feelin' on the schwasted scale?
-- Definitely feelin' a tensky
by schwaste24/7 November 15, 2009
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