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Red Bull

A brand of energy drink that is equally as expense as it is bad, an 8 ounce wil set you back 1) your house and both of your kidneys (not that you need to sell them, they caused me kidney failure) and 2) your dignity, it is the starbucks of energy drinks, it tastes like cough syrup and costs you your health and reputation
Ultra Chad : why is Red Bull so expensive?

Ultra Thad : it's more of a status symbol than anything, like supreme and gucci, they aren't good, you use it to flex
by monster juice addict June 14, 2021
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