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Zach

(noun) A recipe that has had an otherwise minor ingredient increased in ratio to comprise anywhere from 1/3 to 1/2 of the total volume of the mixture. IE: a Zach Green Tea with sugar is 2/3 Green Tea, 1/3 sugar.
Yo man, would you make me a rum and coke? Oh, and make it a Zach.

Are you sure dude? You gotta drive home later...
by Zombaugh September 19, 2014
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An exceedingly boring individual who would be far more epic if he would change his name to Zacharias.
We're looking at you, Zach. O.O
Theseus aka Zach bores me and his girlfriend wanted me to say that she hates him. Enjoy, dollface.
by Severus Sexy Snape July 24, 2011
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Zach is a tool who thinks he is hot but he really looks like the bottom of a gorilla butt. He picks his nose and is a dork.
ZACH TOOLE IS A MONKEY BUTT
by baebaenumbaone April 30, 2014
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a real asshole who probably is blonde and probably fucks 10 year olds from Discord 24/7
Mom, why is there a Zach in this chatroom
by GinaFromTheBlock December 10, 2018
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A Zach is someone who loves sex but his pull out game isn’t very strong don’t be a Zach
by Big peene March 4, 2019
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A man who will stare unblinking at you menacingly looking as if he will whip out the secret big iron and murder you right then and there when he will suddenly throw his head back in laughter at nothing throughout the day at random intervals, he will talk of firearm enthusiasm and the beauty of capitalism before talking about how he dunk slams children, it’s not recommended to attack him for he has ways of immediate incapacitation which will leave you feeling weird and embarrassed. He wears aviator sunglasses while talking about napalming villages and apprehending you for saying bad words and being communist. It’s recommended to stay away.
“Hey can you come over, zach is following me with a smirk and muttering to himself.”
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Is gay, cause he likes a trap
by Wiener Balls December 19, 2018
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