white squash

1. a person who is white on the outside and is asian on the inside; whether they are truly genetically asian or just want to believe they're asian

2. The result baby squash of a white person and asian person having hot kinky sex, resulting in crazy genetics that looks like a squash.

3. the event in which the male empties the contents of a squash onto to the woman's body and then fucks her with his fuckstick. thus making white squash.

ex1. OH SHIT MAN KEVIN AND SHELBY ARE TOTALLY WHITE SQAUSHE'S
ex2. Oh shit we just made a white squash.
ex3.Woman: ahhh gimme some of that white squash!!!

by shelby and kevin May 14, 2007

Tampon squash

The substance left on a tampon after it has been ejected out of a woman with a blue waffle

Gabby was extremely shocked when she noticed that her tampon squash was a strange yellow color.

by Gingerspice3696 September 3, 2011

EMI-Squashing

A phrase in which a rotund Emily would jump onto a sexual partner and suffocate them with their immense flab, Backfat and obese nature. This is not a move to be used lightly ONLY FAT LOVERS SHOULD ATTEMPT THIS WITH EMILY.

OMG Dude where the f*** am i?? Jesus christ What are you doing here Chris? "Aw man i was doing some hardcore EMI-Squashing with emily...hey you want some KFC?"

by Extreme Pink June 13, 2008

Squash Lemming

An idiot who, during a game of squash, will risk quadrapeligia by propelling themselves neck-first into the floor or walls in a desperate attempt to hit the ball.

Mark Russell is a squash lemming and now can only move several parts of his face.

by Michael Moschen April 20, 2006

keep it on the squash

to keep on the down low.

I boned my teacher last year, keep it on the squash.

by Laurenanne. January 2, 2007

squash dome

Large cranium with thin whispy top hair enhancing a full forehead view for onlookers (five head if you will). Some who carry this squashdome with pride may exhibit dad like isms and sport an iconic mustache in family photos. This is so kids will forever have “that lovable father” image. Squashdomes also tend to drive teslas, sip pumpkin spice in the fall, and wear hawaiian shirts when doing daily activitiea

That guy has a squash dome.

by Teflonn September 21, 2019

squash flopper

One who shits down his pants leg while walkin' downtown.

Here comes Mr. Squash Flopper again!

by Bitch Whistle February 23, 2011