turtle pete

a sad boy who likes turtles...a lot

Admirer: "That's a nice turtle tank."

Turtle Pete: "My turtles live in there...it's kawaii."

by jaydawgggg September 7, 2014

Cuban Pete

He's a really modest guy, although he's the hottest guy, in Havana.

They call me Cuban Pete
I'm the king of the rhumba beat
When I play the maracas I go chick chicky boom, chick chicky boom

by This is a bad name September 14, 2017

Coonie Pete

Slang for a black male. Southern New Jersey

Did you see that Coonie Pete walking down the street in broad daylight?

by joeyjojoshebidoo December 3, 2006

Armpit Pete

An Armpit Pete is when you grab and twist another person's armpit skin

Dude that armpit pete you gave me last week still hurts.

by Rantlers December 10, 2009

pete wentzing

Pete Wentzing is the act of going through all of Pete Wentz's old blogs and tweets. Once you start, you can't stop.

I was Pete Wentzing and I found out that he couldn't sleep on Feb. 22.

by unimaginable August 18, 2009

St. Pete

Not to be confused with St. Peter, St. Pete is the Patron Saint of Death Wishes. Invoked in situations where a swift and merciful (or protracted and painful; dealer's choice) death is preferred to dealing with a given situation.

"Bless me, Pete."
"Visit St. Pete's blessings upon me."
"Ah fuck...I have work tomorrow. Find me, Pete."

by Bish0plulz November 29, 2018

pete pope

An old man who says the weirdest things

“Ahhhhhhhh the boob has been deboobed and the toothpaste is out of the tube.” -Pete Pope

by pesdrftgyhjk,ol May 17, 2019