Niall James Horan

Niall James Horan is the hottest, most gorgeous human being alive. He IS part of the band One Direction who went on BREAK in 2015. He is an Irish Princess and he likes Potatoes. He chills out in his box and lovs ducks. He likes drinking Tinnies and going to Nandos. Apparently you make him want to tsss one more night. He laughs like a dying walrus. He was also a fake blonde, now hes got brown hair.

We love you Niall!

"Is that Niall James Horan?"

"Yeah, you should stream his new album, Heartbreak Weather"

by Esheyladcuz November 22, 2020

Niall James Horan

Niall James Horan is the hottest, most gorgeous human being alive. He IS part of the band One Direction who went on BREAK in 2015. He is an Irish Princess and he likes Potatoes. He chills out in his box and lovs ducks. He likes drinking Tinnies and going to Nandos. Apparently you make him want to tsss one more night. He laughs like a dying walrus. He was also a fake blonde, now hes got brown hair.

We love you Niall!

"Is that Niall James Horan?"

"Yeah, you should stream his new album, Heartbreak Weather"

by Esheyladcuz November 22, 2020

niall the church boy

Niall the church boy give it a rest Niall the bad boy more like

So Niall is the church boy? Niall the church boy give it a rest… Niall the bed boy more like.

by Larrys_hoe69 September 29, 2021

niall horan in japan 2013

In Japan 2013, Niall Horan vigorously master bated in a hotel room. One poor fan of his was outside of his room and heard him shouting “AMY!!” She also heard horrible slapping and screaming sounds. I don’t want to talk about it anymore.

“ hey man! Just woke up alone in this hotel room, I played with myself. Where were you?”
“EW! You turned into Niall Horan in Japan 2013!!!”

by Unfortunatehouseplant January 7, 2021

Oh for gods sake Niall

A quote that the famous Louis Tomlinson said to Niall whilst on the radio because he dropped his tea.

Harry: “Of like...”
Niall: *Drops tea*
Louis: “OH FOR GODS SAKE NIALL”
Niall: *Screams in pain*
Harry: “For the benefit of the radio...”
Zayn: “My coffee!”
Harry: “Niall's just dropped his tea”

by tbsl.millie March 10, 2021

niall horan

only male ever

a: who’s niall horan
me: i cant believe u rn. he’s literally the only man to ever exist.

by soupandsun June 21, 2021

Niall

An absolute chad and legend tall, handsome and intelligent everyone wants to be Niall.

"Who's that over there, that absolute legend"
"Oh it's Niall, he's a legend"

by anonymous December 21, 2021