Oppo Jax

Humongous, gigantic, impressively rotund chesticles.

Damn, that hunnie over there has a ridiculous set of oppo jax! I want to stick my face in between them!

by djp34 August 29, 2010

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Jax Effect

The Jax Effect occurs when you have a problem but it miraculously fixes itself the moment someone else looks at the problem.

I brought my computer problem to Jax at IT and it fixed itself the moment she looked it. The Jax Effect just happened.

"Hey Jax. My learning modules aren't loading when I try to launch them. I keep getting an 'Access Denied' Not sure what's going on."
"OK let me take a look. Oh it looks like it's loading fine and I didn't even have to do anything."
"OMG I just got Jaxed! Thank you!"
"You're very welcome!"

"Hey can you come over here? Something's messed up."
"OK. What is it?" Walks over.
"When I click this, nothing happens... oh wait.. What? It's working now. It wasn't working before."
"You just got Jaxed."

by zerocool01 January 10, 2020

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Jax

Dating Jaz and is very hot UwU

I love Jax

by Jax my love September 20, 2021

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Jax

A guy who like meat. Especially stake

Jax made a juicy stake yesterday.

by anonymous June 1, 2021

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Jax

Jax will usually betray you,he is unreliable but manipulative. He will only use you for his own gain.

I swear to god did you here what jax did?

by Yes my name is Jax August 7, 2020

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Jaxed it

Jaxed it comes from the verb, jax. It is a commonly used phrase which originated from the videogame Fortnite, whenever the player accidentally takes any form of fall damage. Jaxed is now widely used outside of its original context. Usually used when referring to a "fuck up"/"inconvenience" in your day to day life.

"Oh no, I jaxed it"
"My mate can't come out tonight, he's jaxed it"

by SmexyJaxy April 27, 2022

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