by The Slammy March 8, 2024
Get the Jiggity Jaxmug. Jax is a mysterious graphic designer who like to stay on the side lines. He has a passion for art. jax's love language is food, and hates human touch. It is rumored that he ate him mother when she hugged him. Because of this it is said Jax's are very closed off but can be very lovey if they want to be. Jax's usually have an unhealthy obsession with food and can be found rummaging the kitchen for food. They often like to steal others food and don't understand boudoirs in any way.Jax's enjoy bird watching and being homebodies. Sadly he has an addiction to food and may someday be on my strange addiction. Jax's often are curious about outside life and dream of adventure but when they do go outside and adventure he is scared and takes no time to learn and appreciate whats around him. besides grass. he likes grass. Besides that his badonkadonk is very visible but he is not known for it. Jax's are very playful at heart but don't show it but if you allow him to open up he will. Everyone needs a Jax in their life.
Where did my food go?
Oh no Jax was here
HE EATS EVERYTHING
sadly the world has no more food because jax ate it all
Oh no Jax was here
HE EATS EVERYTHING
sadly the world has no more food because jax ate it all
by Ilikepeanutbutterbutnotpeanuts March 25, 2021
Get the Jaxmug. The most loyal caring boy anyone could ever know. He has big brown eyes and beautiful brown hair! I love you Jax <3
by coochieman2000 January 30, 2022
Get the Jaxmug. by GigaNigga9001 February 11, 2023
Get the jaxmug. by gunnar greve fan club May 10, 2024
Get the jax offmug. When the jaw is wider than the forehead.
Also, one who cheats on every girlfriend and suffers from chronic nasal congestion from excessive ‘pasta’ consumption.
Also, one who cheats on every girlfriend and suffers from chronic nasal congestion from excessive ‘pasta’ consumption.
by Itsnotaboutthepasta April 21, 2020
Get the Jaxmug. by Qinghaosu July 4, 2022
Get the Jaxmug.