2 definitions by zerocool01
Fing Tao is a phrase in Cantonese for "flinging heads". It's what Cantonese speaking parents called rave parties back in their party days. The term originated from the way party goers swung their heads until they puked blood. Hence the Cantonese phrase "finging until (you) puke blood."
To break it down, Fing is a verb which means to fling. Tao is a noun which means head. The phrase "Fing Tao party" means a rave. Fing Tao Squad is your rave family.
To break it down, Fing is a verb which means to fling. Tao is a noun which means head. The phrase "Fing Tao party" means a rave. Fing Tao Squad is your rave family.
Example at a rave:
Me: OMG this is Seven Lions!
You: BRUH! FING TAO!
Example lesson by your Chinese raver parents:
Parent 1: Don't go to those Fing Tao parties or you will puke blood.
You: Aw OK mom (goes anyway).
Example 3 at a rave:
Fing Tao Squad reporting in!
Example 4 at a rave:
Dude, is that auntie Amy and uncle Jo? Dam, they really know how to Fing Tao!
Example 5 after a rave:
That was a massive set, I Finged my Tao so hard I almost puked.
Me: OMG this is Seven Lions!
You: BRUH! FING TAO!
Example lesson by your Chinese raver parents:
Parent 1: Don't go to those Fing Tao parties or you will puke blood.
You: Aw OK mom (goes anyway).
Example 3 at a rave:
Fing Tao Squad reporting in!
Example 4 at a rave:
Dude, is that auntie Amy and uncle Jo? Dam, they really know how to Fing Tao!
Example 5 after a rave:
That was a massive set, I Finged my Tao so hard I almost puked.
by zerocool01 July 6, 2020
The Jax Effect occurs when you have a problem but it miraculously fixes itself the moment someone else looks at the problem.
I brought my computer problem to Jax at IT and it fixed itself the moment she looked it. The Jax Effect just happened.
"Hey Jax. My learning modules aren't loading when I try to launch them. I keep getting an 'Access Denied' Not sure what's going on."
"OK let me take a look. Oh it looks like it's loading fine and I didn't even have to do anything."
"OMG I just got Jaxed! Thank you!"
"You're very welcome!"
"Hey can you come over here? Something's messed up."
"OK. What is it?" Walks over.
"When I click this, nothing happens... oh wait.. What? It's working now. It wasn't working before."
"You just got Jaxed."
"Hey Jax. My learning modules aren't loading when I try to launch them. I keep getting an 'Access Denied' Not sure what's going on."
"OK let me take a look. Oh it looks like it's loading fine and I didn't even have to do anything."
"OMG I just got Jaxed! Thank you!"
"You're very welcome!"
"Hey can you come over here? Something's messed up."
"OK. What is it?" Walks over.
"When I click this, nothing happens... oh wait.. What? It's working now. It wasn't working before."
"You just got Jaxed."
by zerocool01 January 11, 2020