microwave honeybun

A microwave honeybun is a weapon towards the homeless. people put honeybuns in the microwave to build up heat so it can burn the homeless people.

Ty: did you see that homeless man today
DJ: yea bro he on the wrong street let’s go get some microwave honeybuns.

by Funnyweirdnotfunnyhaha January 31, 2024

IQ of a honeybun

When someone acts so insanely stupid, they are deemed to have the IQ (intelligence quotient) of a honeybun.

Dude did you see Ray run into that wall today? He's totally got the IQ of a honeybun.

by bitchshitfart7777 July 14, 2022

new york honeybun

when you put a honeybun between your “significant others” butt cheeks, then do anal sex together, effectively using the friction to cook the honeybun, then you pull out before ejaculating and cum onto the honeybun, adding the glaze.

john: “don’t worry little man, we gon make a new york honeybun tonight, you better get them cheeks ready”

by chancesss February 17, 2026