Basketball Nuts

A condition arising from shaving the testicles too often, common in male porn stars, especially those who work in colder climates. The testicle skin becomes rough and obtains a course texture similar to a basketball.
Damn, that dude fucking that hot porn star has a serious case of basketball nuts. What a fag, glad I don't shave my balls everyday/
by Nigga named Jack January 29, 2010
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Basketball ass

Firm,round,nice,perfect ass that looks like a basketball.
She's got a nice basketball ass for a white girl
by Ruy Blas July 07, 2014
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donkey basketball

A variation of the infamous "Donkey Punch", Donkey Basketball is when you're engaged in anal sex and at the moment of ejaculation, you slam the receiver's head repeatedly into the wall or bed (for the beginners) similar to dribbling a basketball. If done correctly, the receiver's anal cavity will tighten, their body will convulse, and a concussion will be imminent. This will allow you to orgasm in a spectacular fashion.
Why is there a backboard over your bed? For Donkey Basketball.

This is the fourth Donkey Basketball related death this week.
by iamtherealdancingbanana January 10, 2014
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basketball jones

A person who is obsessed with anything related to basketball: playing and watching.
That kid is the biggest basketball jones I've ever seen! He's a balla!
by Hobbes123 July 09, 2005
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Kentucky Basketball

What every Louiville fan wants, what every Tennessee fan hates, talking about every player like family, reciting statistics from teams that played before you were born, preparing for the Final Four more than a year in advance, following recruiting statistics from kids in middle school, an endless line in the bitter cold in front of Rupp arena, the staggering amount of traveling fans to any city in the Union, a sweet, soft, southern, thrill, something that can get in your blood and turn it blue, a culture so deeply entrenched within an idea that only jerseys hanging from the rafters can define it, and all of this originating in Lexington, Kentucky, but found worldwide in Big Blue faithful...Camelot, King Arthur's Court, Rome.
The word basketball cannot exist without the state of Kentucky. Kentucky Basketball is to basketball what King Arthur is to Camelot
by BluegrassWildcat May 27, 2009
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michigan basketball

the absoulute best team in basketball right now.Wanna know why Michigan should be no.1 ask gonzaga
juwan howard ; yo michigan basketball beat gonzaga by 17 pts.

gonzaga fan ; what the
by no.1 M.I. bball January 31, 2021
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Swedish Basketball

A act of gay sex in which a man takes the scrotum of another man from behind, and runs his tongue up the taint towards the testicles and ties them with rubber bands. Then proceeds to shove the second mans testicles into his ass and is held until the recipient can push them out
I couldn’t remember anything from last night, but rob sent me a video of us playing Swedish Basketball so it couldn’t have been too good
by CoomSlayer6969 September 30, 2021
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