agnes tachyon

A Japanese racehorse who had garnered popularity through media franchise Umamusume. In it, she is depicted as a cunning, controlling scientist.

chad: Dude... Agnes Tachyon is so fucking bad. I want her to drug me in an alleyway, and gently stroke my dick while calling me sweet nothings in my ear.
guy: what the fuck

by depressedtoasters February 5, 2026