birthday hole

The term of your anus when your spouse has a birthday.

“Maybe if your lucky on your birthday you can use my birthday hole”

by Chief One Pump June 5, 2019

Birthday-Brodie'd

To be hurt, insulted, wronged, or otherwise undermined directly and/or indirectly by a former friend and/or teammate on your birthday.

To celebrate turning 29, Kevin Durant was Birthday-Brodie'd because he is a bitch.

by stretch88 September 29, 2017

Birthday Balloon

A broken condom; a sabotaged, improperly worn, expired, or defective condom.

“It’s ok if we don’t have sex tonight, I’ve been single for a long time and all I have is an old box of birthday balloons.”

“I’m here thanks to a birthday balloon.”

by Compatibility Issue January 15, 2018

Birthday Dance

A naturally occurring phenomenon on Facebook Walls that happens every Wednesday for an indefinite amount of time. The origin of Birthday Dance is not yet known however scientists are striving to discover it's origins using the Large Hadron-Collider; the world's largest and highest-energy particle accelerator located under the French-Swiss border.

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by Dank Sauce April 7, 2010

Birthday

Drinking home alone, getting drunk and then calling over your gay friends and getting naked.

I have to go to a birthday arty today.

by Omosa December 18, 2018

Famous Birthdays Hongjoong

kim hongjoong of ateez but he's on famous birthdays and he looks so bad. just look up hongjoong on famous birthdays and you'll see how terrible it is.

friend: "famous birthdays hongjoong"
me: *having nightmares for the rest of my life*

by #1 Han Jisung Stan January 1, 2024

Birthday Cake

All the world

"All the world is Birthday Cake" - George Harrison

by tavg123 December 11, 2023