Steps on my Flowers

Used to show your pissed off about something but you don't want to raise the level of anger around you, so you make them laugh with a real random statement.

Person A: "Our history project is due after the weekend."

Person B: "Are you serious?"

Person C:"That's so dumb! I have plans!"

You: "Yea that really steps on my flowers."

by Rknep May 29, 2010

step-co-grandpibling-in-law

Spouse's stepgrandpibling's spouse.

step-co-grandpibling-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

stepping in post holes

Being extremely drunk and exhibiting the tendency to wobble and stagger while walking as if on exceptionally uneven ground.

Damn Bob was plastered last night and when he got out of his car from the bar he was stepping in post holes all the way to the house.

by A GuyVegan October 12, 2017

step-great-grandpibling

1- Step-great-grandparent's sibling.
2- Great-grandparent's stepsibling.

My step-great-grandpibling is a good person.

by User655 July 26, 2021

Step Harder

To try harder or To do better at something

You're playing soft step harder!
Friend 1 tells me to step harder in football
Me: Scores a touchdown

by Invxsibility May 13, 2022

Step mom

That person that was completely normal until it was someone's bright idea to bang their Step mom so they could post them doing it on the hub.

Jack: My step mom is so kind to me!
Harry: Yeah only cos you bang her.

by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 25, 2023

Two-step nigga

A person who deceives others into thinking they’re somebody they’re not.

Ayo Reggie, you see that two-step nigga Clyde talkin about getting the bitches?

by Jdog333 October 07, 2020