An individual who attempts to cover many goals in life in the longest possible time. Aspirations that are slow or non existent.
Brittney: Al would like to accomplish many things in life.
John : Unfortunately he`s suffering from being a speed turtle.
John : Unfortunately he`s suffering from being a speed turtle.
by True Canadian2010 September 09, 2010
by will.i.ian June 30, 2011
Once I hit 140mph I got speed tarded.
Yeah, I'm a speedtard when I am out riding.
Dude on that ricer was such a fucking speedtard it scared his bitch and she fell off.
Yeah, I'm a speedtard when I am out riding.
Dude on that ricer was such a fucking speedtard it scared his bitch and she fell off.
by speedtard number 1 April 22, 2010
Once I hit 140mph I got speed tarded.
Yeah, I'm a speedtard when I am out riding.
Dude on that ricer was such a fucking speedtard it scared his bitch and she fell off.
Yeah, I'm a speedtard when I am out riding.
Dude on that ricer was such a fucking speedtard it scared his bitch and she fell off.
by speedtard number 1 April 22, 2010
Very fast. Similar to the speed that my father had when going to the store to get milk. It's only beaten by the speed of a fast red car from some movie...
"Where'd dad go??"
"He went to the store to get milk"
"But I didn't even get to say goodbye..."
"I know... Gheto Speed..."
"He went to the store to get milk"
"But I didn't even get to say goodbye..."
"I know... Gheto Speed..."
by LightingMcCream September 04, 2020
by miztercrazy September 13, 2016
meaning when you really need your friend to reply you text them on all social media and then call them
by TrustMeImProfessional September 14, 2017