Sorry to keep you waiting

Phrase used by the supreme leader, the one and only Mr D. Often used when the mentioned above arrives anywhere late.

Hello everyone! Sorry to keep you waiting.

by N1993RS February 17, 2025

I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷

I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷

Person: Hey, I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Other person: okay❤️

by Zorosbreast February 7, 2024

Gift that keeps on giving

A lovely man/woman who is viewed as a gift that brings constant and continuous joy.

Babe, you bring me so much happiness. You're the gift that keeps on giving.

by Patrick Sway-Z April 5, 2023

keep the queef

When you want to eat her out but don't like queef.

Hey girl you hot but keep the queef.

by Mopey_Boio_Buckaroo March 7, 2019

Keep an eye on

You don't have a right to do it and I'm going to murder someone's kids if the people doing it aren't make to pay. I don't have to take no for an answer.

Hym "You don't need to keep an eye on me or anyone else and you aren't doing it for the reason you're saying you're doing it. You're doing explicitly to torment and control me and I don't and am not going to let you do it. I will make no concessions. Or what do you want the warrant be for? I get to pick. I choose child murder. Good choice me. That is the correct one. I'm not changing my mind at your discretion."

by Hym Iam November 28, 2025

keeping you big as hell

it's literally what it means. this word is usually used to keep others from giving opinions / stop them from yapping.

such examples are:

consuming burgers daily keeping you big as hell
sex without condoms are keeping you big as hell dude

by Stupid Imbecile February 25, 2024

Keep Your Jaw On

"Keep your jaw on" is a phrase used when somebody is overwrought, overly shocked, or unnecessarily upset over a trivial matter. The expression was inspired by John Glubb, a WW1 soldier who had his jaw shot off but managed to have it reconstructed using surgery. The point of the phrase was, if even somebody who's reached a situation that low managed to fix their problems, you shouldn't be reacting so badly about a smaller issue.

Popularised in Northwest England's coastal towns, the phrase is often used as a less niche form of the phrase "don't get your knickers in a twist."

PERSON 1: “Oh my God, my life is over! My phone, my beautiful phone - it's been delayed in transit. I literally don't know what to do. What the Hell should I do?”

PERSON 2: “Jesus Christ, keep your jaw on. It'll clearly get here in the end - some people have real problems.”

by C L G May 1, 2025