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Eric

Eric is the most mysterious man on earth. He wakes up and gets ready in silence and slivers out the door. He dashes out to his classes and errands. Not to mention, he is ALWAYS well-fed. He is hella funny. If you EVER get blessed to meet an Eric, make him your bitch. He is probably listening to Lorde, complaining about the walk to class, and drinking an upside-down iced vanilla latte with 4 extra pumps of espresso. He has a long-term lover who is also mysterious. Their story falls within the genre of 2 male lovers in pursuit of forbidden love in the eyes of what is our society. In short, they are mysterious together...
by lordelover04 September 26, 2022
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Eric

Historically, the name Eric is short for erection. The name Eric is givin to the warriors with only the greatest of erections. Every year all the Eric’s secretly come together at Eric’s party to compete in different erection challenges. This includes baseball (erections are used as bats), edging competitions, and more. If you can name it, then it most likely happens at Eric’s party.
Bro I was having a threesome with my girl and my homeboy Eric and when he whipped out his erection it was so huge. Then he stuck it in her and she instantly squirted everywhere. Damn you Eric.
by ereekafarty November 21, 2023
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Eric

He is an idiot who is also gay for shonen. His life is completely depressing and he's a monkey!
"Wow it's Eric the depressed monkey"
by Your cool friend137 January 31, 2022
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eric erbentraut

eric gives madison good back rubs. really good ones. like really really. gives her goosebumps.
eric erbentraut gave her goosebumps during a back rub!
by bagelgirl March 20, 2023
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Eric Bonestreet

Let’s cruise the strip for some Eric Bonestreets!
by Bundty November 27, 2023
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Eric Has No Rights

Eric has no rights.
Eric has no rights and that's on periodic table.
by quack? October 29, 2020
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