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Chicago Handshake

This is a slang term referring to a handjob.

Paying to get yourself jerked off by another man
"Johnny boy went and got himself a Chicago Handshake down at Robert's. I'm surprised they have em for only 10 dollars"
by Chris Da anonymous May 20, 2024
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Chicago Sunrise

The process of inserting fentanyl into the rectum by dipping a tampon into the fent and then once inserted, lighting it on fire by the pull string. Thus, letting it expand and burn in the users rectum.
Back up, I’m bout’ to hit a Chicago Sunrise!

Bro did you hear? He just hit a Chicago Sunrise!
by Phfanny Smellmore May 21, 2024
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Chicago goatse

To make monkey noises while spreading your buttcheeks all while forcing all blood pressure to your rectum.
Hey man, did you see TheDooo when we drove by? I think he was doing the “Chicago Goatse” on the sidewalk…”
by JvstSayin178 January 16, 2025
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Chicago goatse

The Chicago goatse is when a man and woman engage in funky time and the lady sticks 8 of her fingers in your ass and stretches your hole as far as it will go the Chicago part comes into the equation when the lady uses au jus as the lubricant
“I was with Melissa the other night she gave me a Chicago goatse!”
Damn dude rip your ass
by Zanderguy January 16, 2025
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chinaggroing

"i hate these immigrants these days"
"stop chinaggroing bro"
by jurolizationism February 6, 2025
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Chicago flicker gooning

When you get a BD to edge a GD which causes a universal blue and red nut to flood the streets of Chicago
God damn those Chicago flicker gooning gooners there gonna flood the streets
by Not south side February 8, 2025
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Chirasmit

A chirasmit is a porn addict, dopamine greedy, wannabe narcissist. A chirasmit will find every reason to debate with you, and would try hard to win. greedy as s sock beater who thinks he is the best. worst music taste btw. a chirasmit will say he is good in all sports, but cant even as decent as a beginner. avoid a chirasmit if u see one.
Look, a Chirasmit is coming! Gotta run!
by wifebeater225 February 23, 2025
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