put this fo five in your throat

All put this fo five in your throat means is basically that some bitch is telling you to put a gun in ya mouth.

Kidnapper: “PUT THIS FO FIVE IN YOUR THROAT”
Innocent person: “why the fuck—?”

by tobyismemed December 8, 2018

Bully your smallest friend day

The definition is that your latterly get to bully your smallest friend on December 11th

Bully your smallest friend day

by Ummm me December 11, 2020

Don't get your thong in a knot

Modern North American derivative of don't get your panties in a bunch or don't get your knickers in a twist. Since the use of thongs as a ladies' undergarment has now widely replaced panties and knickers.

Sit down don't get your thong in a knot

by Bulund August 13, 2017

Don't wipe your ass with me!

A response to someone who likes to insult or belittle you once there is a crowd to entertain. Usually it is the social arsonist that is the antagonist and this is a perfect, appropriate response.

ANTAGONIST -"What have you been doing all day? Walking around doing nothing? Have you fixed anything? "

RESPONSE - "Don't wipe your ass with me!"

by Horse head April 17, 2017

National slap your ex day

National slap your ex day is on October 30

It's when you slap your ex on any part of his/hers body ;))

(Am I doing you a favor?)

You: hey -name- it National Slap Your Ex Day..ya know what that means ;)

Ex: Shi-
-SLAP-

...(THE END)...LMFAOOO

by oOf me (♡) October 24, 2019

I'm just slappin your ballsack

Something someone says when they're joking around with someone.

Dude calm down I'm just slappin your ballsack.

by Czaroule October 1, 2014

DONT throw YOUR stupid at me

NOT PUTTING UP WITH ANY NONSENCE FROM ANOTHER PERSON

IM TOO SMART TO DEAL WITH YOUR BOGUS LIE, SO DONT THROW YOUR STUPID AT ME, SIMPLE TERM IS THIS PERSON IS TRYING TO THROW STUPID AT ME

by MOTHERGOOSE-918 December 21, 2013