shit your cheerios

True story...

33 years ago I was 8 years old sitting in front if the tv with the last bowl of honey nut cheerios in front of the tv... my brother comes over naked and lifts his butt cheek to blow a fart in my direction... a drop of shit landed plop in my cheerios... "oh my God! MOM!!! <insert brothers name here> JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY CHEERIOS!". He would say i shit in your cheerios. THAT'S EXACTLY HOW THE EXPRESSION SHOULD BE USED. TRUE STORY.

"i shit your cheerios" The cheerios dont have to be honey nut.

by ShitInYourCheerios August 31, 2017

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Jimmy two Shits

Someone who after hearing one of your stories, gives a similar storie but with something added. Some one that always one-ups you or if you own something they will have a better model.

He's such a Jimmy two shits, he always goes one better than me.

by Chris Searle January 3, 2008

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a metric shit ton

The weight of the titanic or another object of similar mass. ie. 52,310 tons

Woah the titanic; weighed a metric shit ton.

by A metric shit ton September 4, 2016

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shit my ham

The act of being so drunk and that's the only three words you can say.

HOLY FUCK IM GONNA SHIT MY HAM!

by Brad3443 September 12, 2017

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Shit Flake Ballet

Shit flake ballet is a toilet based scene created by a person with hillbilly mentality and severe self-inflicted bowel issues. A person engaged in the generation of this scene initially drops a half liquid shit flake mix out of his ass into a toilet. He then proceeds to gently stir the bowl of shit flakes with his semi hard cock, until the entire universe of shit flakes is dancing around the bowl in a harmonious and theatrical fashion.

It's the Shit Flake Ballet, baby! Nanananananaaanaa

by Höegardener October 18, 2010

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